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    Default Almost 100% 1:1 Phenom

    Quote Originally Posted by bkMitchell View Post
    I think a better question to ask is: what was/is Scott trying to address?
    I will try to answer this; I think
    Joe Schloe has made an appearance anytime the forums experience:

    The 'Hit and Run' Troll phenomenon


    People looking for a place to argue or debate search for the word 'Bible' and logically 'BibleWorks' comes up somewhere near the top of their search hits. Then they show up on these forums with their own theological agendas that are usually not relevant to BibleWorks. I personally find it to be annoying.

    Of course there are times when people who sincerely have questions and/or looking for help do visit the forums thinking that it is something like the 'Bible Answer man' online.
    I am sure most of the regular members here can discern the difference between a troll and seeker/inquirer.
    It's amazing how many of these are first time posters (1 Troll : 1 Post). Even when we give the benefit of the doubt in some cases and pony up legitimate help, trolls never come back with a thanks. They've already run off.

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    Trolls do have a certain entertainment value, though.

    Not to mention troll booths, troll bridges, troll house cookies and Hemingway's "For Whom the Bell Trolls."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobvenem View Post
    ....Not to mention troll booths, troll bridges, troll house cookies and Hemingway's "For Whom the Bell Trolls."
    You just reminded me of Harold Hoehner: God rest his soul. His delightful groaners were Texas Aggie jokes.

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    Could go on for hours. Never repeat a single one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCSaunders View Post
    You just reminded me of Harold Hoehner: God rest his soul. His delightful groaners were Texas Aggie jokes.
    Okay, as a Texas Aggie, I'll bite...

    What y'all talkin' 'bout, 'xactly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adelphos View Post
    Okay, as a Texas Aggie, I'll bite...

    What y'all talkin' 'bout, 'xactly?
    My Mother's favorite Texas Aggie joke (and please keep in mind that my Mother is a native Texan, who lives in Texas, and is fast approaching her 80th birthday - so don't blame me!)

    "What is the difference between a Texas Aggie and a bucket of mud"?

    "The bucket".

    Yes - it really was THAT bad - but she enjoys it.
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    I never take offense at Aggie jokes...

    For instance, did you hear about the Aggie coyote?

    He chewed off three legs and he was still caught in the trap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adelphos View Post
    I never take offense at Aggie jokes...

    For instance, did you hear about the Aggie coyote?

    He chewed off three legs and he was still caught in the trap!
    My mother would love it!

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    Q: How many Aggies does it take to eat an Armadillo?
    A: Two. One to eat and one to watch for traffic.

    Dale A. Brueggemann

    כִּי עֶזְרָא הֵכִין לְבָבוֹ לִדְרוֹשׁ אֶת־תּוֹרַת יְהוָה וְלַעֲשֹׂת וּלְלַמֵּד בְּיִשְׂרָאֵל חֹק וּמִשְׁפָּט (Ezra 7:10)


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    Actually, armadillo meat ain't all that bad! -

    My brother-in-law is a builder/developer. One day over at one of his spec homes he and a friend were standing in the great room talking. Every twenty or thiry seconds he would walk over to one of the windows and yell, "Green side up. Green side up."

    This went on for a few minutes when his friend finally asked him, "Why do you keep walking over to the window and yelling, 'Green side up. Green side up?'"

    He replied, "Because I've got a crew of Aggies laying down sod out there."

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    Default Hilarious!

    Hilarious Aggie jokes so far.

    I didn't get these at first. They grew on me over the course of the semester.

    There's one I can't remember too well, but the jist is - which costs more, an ounce of Harvard Graduate Brains or an ounce of Aggie Graduate Brains? An ounce of Aggie Graduate Brains. Why? Do you know how many Aggie graduates it takes to get an ounce of brains!?

    Totally butchered that one. Crawling under carpet now.

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