I know this will mark me as a mere youth for even suggesting this (even as a joke), but is there any interest in compiling a LOLCat version of the Bible as a user-add on?
It is mildly amusing, occasionally offensive, but sometimes rather insightful in its interpretation of verses. It's found here. Oh and if you don't know what LOLCats are, please don't even bother going to the link, it will only be a waste of your time. There, you've been warned.