Trolls do have a certain entertainment value, though.
Could go on for hours. Never repeat a single one.
"What is the difference between a Texas Aggie and a bucket of mud"?
Yes - it really was THAT bad - but she enjoys it.
I never take offense at Aggie jokes...
For instance, did you hear about the Aggie coyote?
He chewed off three legs and he was still caught in the trap!
Q: How many Aggies does it take to eat an Armadillo?
A: Two. One to eat and one to watch for traffic.
Actually, armadillo meat ain't all that bad! -:)
My brother-in-law is a builder/developer. One day over at one of his spec homes he and a friend were standing in the great room talking. Every twenty or thiry seconds he would walk over to one of the windows and yell, "Green side up. Green side up."
This went on for a few minutes when his friend finally asked him, "Why do you keep walking over to the window and yelling, 'Green side up. Green side up?'"
He replied, "Because I've got a crew of Aggies laying down sod out there."
Hilarious Aggie jokes so far.
I didn't get these at first. They grew on me over the course of the semester.
There's one I can't remember too well, but the jist is - which costs more, an ounce of Harvard Graduate Brains or an ounce of Aggie Graduate Brains? An ounce of Aggie Graduate Brains. Why? Do you know how many Aggie graduates it takes to get an ounce of brains!?
Totally butchered that one. Crawling under carpet now.